Please bear in mind that this list could hardly be comprehensive because there are so many fantastic pairings and stories to choose from, and feel free to share your own favorites in the comments. [32], On their very first morning at Hogwarts, 2 September, 1991, Harry Potter and Ronald Weasley managed to get on Filch's wrong side. Delegations of students from Beauxbatons Academy of Magic and Durmstrang Institute came to Hogwarts in order to watch the Tournament and sign up to be chosen as one of the champions. [35] Filch was obsessed with keeping the Castle neat and tidy, and was infuriated when students made a mess with potion ingredients, or forgot to wipe their feet. [7], After Harry Potter and Hermione Granger had carried Norbert to the Astronomy Tower, so that Charles Weasley's colleagues could take the dragon to Romania, Filch caught the pair roaming the Astronomy Corridor on their way back to Gryffindor Tower in the early hours of 10 May, 1992. [51], If Filchs trying to learn magic from a Kwikspell course, I reckon he must be a Squib. Trust Meby RZZMG puts Hermione and Neville Longbottom together. Harry Potter and his sister Alison by Melanie Anderson 663K 13K 45 What if Harry had a little sister? [25], During the 19881989 school year, the Marauder's Map was stolen from his office by a thief that he suspected to be Peeves. Harry Potter and The Last Horcrux is not like most HP fanfiction. [9] Filch never ceased his futile efforts to get Peeves expelled from the castle, and Peeves never stopped taunting Filch. Now for the really weird erotica, the stories that defy classification. Find moreerotic stories here. Gilderoy would do anything for Harry Potter, whom he was the biggest fan of for years. Destiny is not written in stone Harry Potter has the weight of the world on his shoulders. "Well at least we know Potter's an . [65] Due to all those misdeeds, Filch prowled the corridors with a horsewhip ready in his hands, desperate to catch students in the act, but the problem was that there were now so many of them, he never knew which way to turn. Harry has won the Triwizard Tournament, Cedric is dead, and Voldemort is back. The other teachers, who could have removed the swamp in an instant, preferred instead to watch Umbridge struggle. Filch helped the students evacuate during the Battle of Hogwarts in 1998 and participated in the battle himself. So this erotic fanfic has a little bit to offer to both the canon fans and the WolfStar believers. With the passing of Educational Decree Number Twenty-Three, which appointed Dolores Umbridge to the post of High Inquisitor of Hogwarts, the Ministry effectively started its interference at the school. [30], During this school year, he tasked Jacob's sibling with finding a missing Mrs Norris. [31], Harry Potter and the Philosopher's StoneFilch tries to catch the trio and Neville Longbottom breaking rules, By 1991, Filch had Mrs Norris, his cat, following Rubeus Hagrid every time he went up into the Castle. Harry Potter de doce aos hurfano de padre y madre, recibe abusos de parte de sus parientes, golpeado y abusado, llega a Hogwarst, para su segundo ao, sin saber que su vida pronto cambiara, "Harry, Harry, Harry", Lockhart sanoi taas ja kurkotti puristamaan Harryn olkapt. Ask Question Asked 4 years ago. [77] During his funeral he sat next to Irma Pince, something Harry Potter took notice of, as he suspected a romantic relationship between the two. by phantompopcorn, Ron gives Hermione the best kind of birthday present. Why would he? Please consider turning it on! One of the most popular male on male couples in the Harry Potter fandom are Sirius Black/Remus Lupin (WolfStar). Slut Harry spends Christmas at the Burrow. Centaurs are infamous within the Harry Potter fandom for possibly raping a Harry Potter villain off-screen. On luonnollista haluta lis heti kun on saanut ensi maistiaisen - ja min syytn itseni siit, ett annoin sen maistiaisen sinulle"SK s. 203. Among his many file cabinets documenting the punishments he handed out over the years, Filch had an entire drawer dedicated to the twins. However, he did reveal to them he had heard rumours that he had been spotted in the Hogwarts Library. The Harry Potter Wiki has 156 images related to, *Disclosure: Some of the links above are affiliate links, meaning, at no additional cost to you, Fandom will earn a commission if you click through and make a purchase. Five years after their marriage, Harry and Ginny encounter new and disturbing challenges to their marriage and their happiness. Once upon a time, Harry Potter and his schoolmates grew up and had kids, and those kids had sex. Still Waters Run Deep by sarhea keeps with the Hermione/Percy pairing and reminds us that prim and proper doesnt mean passionless.. Dumbledore then knocked down the Ministry officials, and left the school undetected. [56] Umbridge started passing Educational Decrees to suppress and outlaw behaviour of which the Ministry did not approve. On two occasions, he shut Mrs Norris inside a suit of armour, from which she was rescued by a furious Filch, yowling loudly. From since Harry was at an early age, his father disdained him. I'm looking for a Harry Potter fanfic in which Harry goes to the past and is 5 or 7 years old. However, when he returned to his office, he learned that Harry had read his letter about Kwikspell courses. The only thing that is known is that he respected many of them, and did what they say without question. If you don't want to read that, I'd recommend finding another story rather than giving this one a try. He hated it. Please consider turning it on! Hermione looked up at Harry's face. He even put a chair against the wall to keep guard there. In it, Harry Potter is taking (you guessed it) a nightly stroll when he finds his girlfriend Ginny and his enemy Draco in a compromising position. Then, Professor Alastor Moody (actually Barty Crouch Jnr under the Polyjuice Potion) appeared and made them leave, convincing them that no one was there, saving Harry and later giving Harry's things back. So, it used to be true crack, but somehow I made the end emotional. Harry was sprawled across his bed, one hand flung above his head, the other resting to his side. He also told Professor Dumbledore, in what he said was the four-hundred-and-sixty second time, to remind the students that magic was not permitted in corridors between classes.[53]. A new educational decree turns Harrys life upside down. He was born to at least one wizard parent sometime before 1951,[1] presumably somewhere in the British Isles. This isn't going to be everybody's cup of tea. In contrast to this warning, Hagrid remained his jovial self and tried to assure all of them that they were safe. After a rough summer with his family, Harry is just happy to see his friends again. [70], In the evening of 1 March, 1997, as Rubeus Hagrid was escorting Harry Potter and Hermione Granger from the Hospital Wing where Ronald Weasley stayed after ingesting poisoned mead, Filch came across them threatening the students with detention. Develop your characters. Fanfic author JessWithOneEss is out there killing the Romione game. It begins at Hogwarts and stars a grown-up threesome. In 1995, when Dolores Umbridge became High Inquisitor at Hogwarts, Filch gladly supported her. [14], Filch usually wore a brown coat,[45] although on special occasions he would wear a mouldy-looking tailcoat[45] or an ancient black suit and tie reeking of mothballs. [54] Umbridge was a sadistic woman who, like Filch, enjoyed torturing and punishing students. Like why he hates students so much. Some Romione erotica highlights from other authors: In Midnight Swimby lrthunder, Hermione finds Ron skinny dipping, and the situation quickly escalates. Dumbledore appeared to like Filch, although the latter was unpleasant. As much as I prefer my canon couples, non-canon erotica is where the Harry Potter fandom really starts having fun. Hiding, are you? [62] Otherwise, she did have a low opinion of him, telling him not to stun some enchanted fireworks and having it explode all over the place, when it was in fact her own doing.[62]. Though clearly thinking that Professor McGonagall had gone insane, Filch complied. [71] When the students arrived after the attack on Katie Bell, who had touched a cursed necklace, Filch held his secrecy sensor aloft, but was dismissed by Minerva McGonagall who told him to take the necklace, wrapped in a scarf, to Severus Snape, the school's expert on Defence Against the Dark Arts. Harry cast this jinx twice, to general applause, on an unsuspecting Argus Filch. InA Bit of Respite by Bryonia Alba,Percy and Oliver get some much needed alone time. Harry looked into Hermione's eyes. During the first stage of the battle, Filch was left with a deep gash in his left arm. In the evening of 1 May 1998, Argus Filch was patrolling the corridors while Harry Potter and Luna Lovegood went to Ravenclaw Tower. This is a Triwizard clue! [2][14], After the attack, Filch frequently paced the corridor in which it had taken place, as though hoping for the attacker to return. [14] Ron Weasley also suspected that Filch was always in such a foul mood due to his status as a Squib, and thus resented young wizards and witches as a result. Arthur was never a violent man, but he was very expressive and his temper, when it was short, nobody wanted to be on the wrong side of. This series is a collection of one-shots in which Hermione explores several different lesbian relationships. After placating Filch, he told them he had not seen Jacob, but that he if he had, he would have loved to have sent him to the British Ministry of Magic in shackles. Listopia Harry Potter FanFiction All of the best novel length Harry Potter FanFiction stories. [62], Due to Harry's dislike of Filch, Harry twice jinxed him with Langlock in his sixth year, humiliating Filch much to the amusement of everyone who witnessed it.[71]. Erotic Heatby AnnaBelle Rose22 features Rose and Lily Luna, but also Ginny and Harry. M/M erotica continues to dominate Harry Potter fanfic, but there are still quite a few notable lesbian stories out there. Harry Potter and the Last Horcrux by Mike. Youve been warned. What a stupid question. Welcome to Harry Potter Fan Fiction Wiki!At the Harry Potter Fanfiction Wiki, everything fan fiction is welcome. Apparently, Filch lost some of his duties, as punishment seemed to be given out exclusively by the Carrows and Severus Snape. PEEVES! [72] Hagrid, on his side, insulted Filch, calling him "that old git",[13] and a "sneakin' Squib", when the latter insulted him. [6] Hermione Granger later speculated that this was Umbridge's doing, as she probably needed an excuse to read Harry's post. Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious. [70][71] Most of the staff appeared to dislike Filch's grumpy and antipathetic personality, such as Minerva McGonagall, who could often be irritated by his behaviour (to the point of forgoing her usual politeness with fellow staff by calling him a "blithering idiot"),[9] and Horace Slughorn, who intended to report him for being more concerned about cleaning up than with the students' security. Filch thanked the student for their help, despite his usually grouchy nature. The cat was found petrified under a message written on the wall saying that "THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS HAS BEEN OPENED. [70], In the evening of the Slug Club Christmas party, on 20 December, Filch caught Draco Malfoy lurking in an upstairs corridor, most likely going to the Room of Requirement to repair the Vanishing Cabinet. [64] They did not leave instructions on how to remove the swamp and as such, Umbridge and Filch tried fruitlessly different means of removing it. [6] Skinny-ankled,[72] Filch would usually wheeze[13] and shuffle when walking. We ask that you follow our rules and guidelines by visiting the Policy Category. Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB. Filch said that this did not make him happy, but the look on his face seemed to say otherwise, but as it was Christmas, Slughorn let Draco stay with no punishment. [14] He had knobbly hands and whenever he got the flu, a bulbous and unusually purple nose. The name "Argus" comes from Greek mythology, where it was the name of a giant with one hundred eyes who served the goddess Hera as a watchman (much like Mr Filch's role in patrolling the hallways of Hogwarts). [71], On 19 December, Harry Potter and Hermione Granger argued and speculated whether or not Filch and Madam Pince were secretly in love with each other. [35], On 26 May, Filch brought the four students to Rubeus Hagrid, who was assigned to lead them into the Forbidden Forest. [62] Harry Potter helped Dean Thomas mess up the clock in the Clock Tower, Colin Creevey sent the Inquisitorial Squad several rude Howlers in chocolate boxes, and Parvati and Padma Patil poured Babbling Beverage into the school loudspeakers. [41], On 31 October, Filch stood by the Entrance Hall checking the names of those going to the first Hogsmeade trip of the term. The first individual to be attacked was Mrs Norris, Filch's cat, whom he had a very close relationship with. [37], During the school year, Filch tried to improve his status as a Squib using a Kwikspell course. The author takes us to exotic locations such as Iceland and beyond the shores of Britain. This work now includes mini series as well as oneshots. Despite his magical parentage, Filch was a Squib, meaning he could not perform magic. My sweet! Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes. However, Filch, in a way, helped Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix defeat the Death Eaters, as he helped McGonagall call Peeves during the Battle of Hogwarts. Harry finds a butt plug that makes the person with it in them horny as hell. He was different like the so few Wizards who has female body parts. As Severus Snape was a very strict and somewhat cruel teacher, Filch respected that and acted a loyal subordinate to him. . [70] Unbeknownst to Harry, Filch and Pince had indeed shared a romantic relationship starting in 1989, when the two attended the Valentine's Day Ball together. Language: English Words: 45,464 Chapters: 19 /? Chapter Text. Under the Night Skyby BOMBARDMAXIMApairs Albus with his brother James. It is unknown what was made of Filch, or even if he was mistreated by the Carrows simply for being a Squib. If youre like me, you might enjoyRuns in the Familyby TransBoyWonder. Harry decides to have sex in his last year at Hogwarts with anyone that he wanted. 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