WHY CAMERON AND OSBORNE LOVE THE NHS

The PM and Chancellor are political animals; they know how to be effective, they know their job! They know how it works!

Privatise everything, sell it off! If it’s good for business it’s good for everyone. Start with the doctors and nurses.

NHS – let the people talk about it! Let them demonstrate, agitate, get sentimental.

Our NHS! Save the NHS!

Put Jeremy Hunt in charge: the wealthiest member of cabinet; a hard-headed businessman. Jeremy will stick it out.

If it goes wrong we tell Jeremy “you made a mistake you naughty boy” – we then give the Junior Doctors what they ask for and get all the points for it!

The public: “well, the PM and the Chancellor made the decision at the end! They are not so bad after all!”

Episodes like this NHS one last a couple of months.

Enough time for us to sell the rest of the country’s industry to foreign owners, our airports to the Spanish, chunks of our energy industry to French and Chinese investors; our central bank is run by a Canadian and our stock exchange we are planning to hand over to the Germans; TTIP will take care of the NHS once and for all; with Trident we will make billions while BAE sells lots of weapons to the Saudis and Qataris.